What if Mike was short for Micycle
(via civilwhore)
I wanna run away with someone in the middle of the night and go on adventures and see the world and eat at cheap truck stops and sit on top of our car and look at the stars and just be somewhere other than here.
(via totallylesbians)
"A year ago we stayed up till 3 am talking
And today I don’t know how to even say hey."
And today I don’t know how to even say hey."
— (via a–failure)
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(via b1tch-squad)
That face is priceless.
this is why black people don’t fuck around in the wilderness. deer be falling out of trees and shit.
What kinda shit……
I love that there’s a warning for falling deer but nothing about “oh by the way there are LEOPARDS HERE maybe watch out for them too”
(via b1tch-squad)
an important lesson about making mistakes:
you can still get a cookie
How does a robot eat a cookie?
I think you misunderstand mailbot’s intentions
THIS IS SO CUTE
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(Source: dedilhada-s, via lezitup)
(via girls-like-girls)
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"She had beautiful eyes.
The kind you could get lost in.
And I guess I did."
The kind you could get lost in.
And I guess I did."
— (via the-homie-sexual)
(via hopeydopey526)
Me: hello ma'am are there any doctors in first class?
Flight attendant: Are you feeling sick? Do you need help
Me: no no ha ha I’m just looking for a husband.
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